Remember, remember the 5th November. Gunpowder, treason and COP.

While we’re all celebrating the foiled attempt to burn down parliament, politicians are trying to work out how to stop burning the world.

Aside from China, that is, who have just doubled-down on their coal power fire stations – at odds with the united message COP26 is trying to send out.

Perhaps President Xi will be celebrating bonfire night in his own special way.