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A government minister has raised the prospect of banning face veils in all schools.
The post-summer political world resumes unchanged. Arguments kick off about Labour's relationship with trade unions. Iain Duncan Smith is accused of being crap. Tony Blair advocates war.
MPs will debate whether to ban the burka today, as the first of a tranche of radically right-wing private members bills hit the Commons.